The twins. Ya’ll know who I’m talking about. I saw them the other day when I went over to pick up Campbell. I walk into the white on white opulent living room complete with white columns and a white mantle. And there they are. Sitting on the mantle. Watching. Judging. Smirking. Plotting. Waiting.
I swear those things are going to come to life one of these Christmases. But maybe they will be nice elves. Who am I kidding? They are totally creeptastic and they will surely be evil. They are the stuff that Stephen King novels are made of. Let's just hope no quickening happens. At least not until I get my cross, garlic, and silver bullets ready.
Until then, these creepy elves have become a fixture of my holidays. These elves are synonymous with Christmas. Dare I admit that I would miss them if they failed to appear one year.....
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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That was perfect. . . who is the author?
ReplyDeleteIt was none other than SADE!!!!!! My daugher-in-love!!!!
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